"Happy Thanksgiving you turkeys, from all of us at MOD"
-- https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/business/1992/07/09/5-indicted-in-computer-infiltration/58bebef5-d068-4ef2-8f6a-f0512788e55b/
"...Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss, and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
and despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance."
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CLASS: Involuntary human technoshaman
SPECIALIZATIONS: Technology, our increasing immersion in nth-order cybernetics, artisanal shitposting.
QUOTE: I'd pour my life out to you here, but then I'd be dead.
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