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@TheHermitShrimp
Think about it in terms of relational joins only if you absolutely must -- try not to -- otherwise you may run into [scaling] issues [possibly far] down the road

@orekix
were you on dope when you wrote this?

@TheHermitShrimp it's all about when you have bajillions of rows and pseudo-structured data that would amount to lots of NULL columns

@SpaceElf
I have no idea how popular any of these are...
- Gunslinger Girl
- Rainbow (Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin)
- Grey (OVA)
- Elfen Lied
- Excel Saga

"workin hard" : "hardly workin" :: "dreamin to live" : "livin the dream"

[3/3]
Several years later, the manager retired. On the way to his retirement luncheon, he discovered the programmer asleep at his terminal. He had been programming all night.

-- "The Tao of Programming", §5.2

[2/3] "Even that is too much to expect," insisted the manager, "I will be satisfied if you simply tell me when the program is complete."

The programmer agreed to this.

[1/3] A manager asked a programmer how long it would take him to finish the program on which he was working. "I will be finished tomorrow," the programmer promptly replied.

"I think you are being unrealistic," said the manager, "Truthfully, how long will it take?"

The programmer thought for a moment. "I have some features that I wish to add. This will take at least two weeks," he finally said.

@thor
only if it starts out with a game of 'pog'

browsing through old Billboard magazines gives a really interesting look into 'how the sausage is made' re: pop culture

tfw you made $30 as a liquidity provider because someone tried a flash-loan attach